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Distributor-direct
Sourced through the authorised SA channel. No grey market, no resealed product. Ever.
Armoured shipping
Sleeve, top loader, team bag, box. Courier Guy door-to-door or PUDO locker. Free over R1 500.
Real stock only
Live counts, guarded reservations. If you can add it, we have it. 7-day returns on sealed product.
Its tentacles tear off easily, but it isn't alarmed when that happens—it knows they'll grow back. It's about as smart as a three-year-old.
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